Oh, hi! You’re reading my About page? Rad! Thanks for doing that. My name is Michael Donahoe. That’s me up there looking a nerd. Don’t laugh! Ah, who am I kidding? Laugh away!
Done laughing? Great! So where were we? Ah, yes – I’m a nerd (duh!). And I’ll soon be leaving America to move to Japan (that’s “Nihon” in Japanese, btw) to start my own business, Tokyo Kawaii Club. Thus, when deciding what to name my blog, it was pretty obvious: Michael Donahoe’s Blog of Rambling Madness About Living in Japan. Has a nice ring to it, eh?
OK, no – it sucks. So I went with something a wee bit easier to remember: Nihon Nerd. Get it? I’m the Japan Nerd. Not gonna lie – I patted myself on the back for that one. In fact, I’m doing it right now. Thanks, me! (You’re welcome, me!).
That’s about it. Thanks for taking the time to read this page. Wait… You’re still here, right? If so, I’m impressed – I didn’t think you’d get past laughing at me. You rule! Thanks again for being awesome.